My journey through SWTOR’s class stories is now complete, and one of the things that really made that experience memorable was meeting such a large and colourful cast of companions.
In that time, I also came up with an equally colourful roster of nicknames for my companions, and I thought it might be amusing to share them with the world.
…I’m so out of post ideas, guys.
Imperial agent:
- The one that’s going to smother you in your sleep
- Bug Boy
- Space Jekyll
- Ensign Sexy Accent
- The other one that’s going to smother you in your sleep
Jedi consular:
- Gorn Michaels
- Tharan and the Real Girl
- Arcturus Mengsk
- Actually okay
- “Senpai noticed me!”
Sith inquisitor:
- Hungry Hungry Horror
- Steve Blum
- “I hate you but I’ll do whatever you say for some reason.”
- Sir Crumpets McBritish IV Esq.
- Who?
Sith warrior:
- Life is better where it’s Vette-r
- [Choke him]
- Two! Two companions for the price of one!
- “Goon.” “Who?” “Hired Goon.”
- Murder Bear
Trooper:
- Grumpy Cat
- The only good thing about the trooper story
- Murica Bot 4000
- Sergeant Sleazewad
- Marty McFly
Smuggler:
- Charles Tucker III
- Totally not Chewbacca
- Princess Playa
- Mandasnorian
- “You never even finished Jedi school.”
Jedi knight:
- Microwave Mary Sue
- Tough Girl
- Dr. Nick Riviera
- Sergeant Killbot
- Sith Happens
Bounty hunter:
- Five
- Miguel Sanchez
- Drywall: The Person
- SQUIRREL
- Tychus Findlay